Cast Intimacy Probability

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Have you seen High School Musical 2? Yesh? Noh?

Well, you know wut, its fine. I was just gonna say that I was browsing Bboy’s archive and saw his post ‘bout Zac and Fox Ryder being look alike.

Fox Ryder/Brent Corrigan is an underage gay porn star (now at his legal age) who stared at a Cobra productions video.


This leads me to yet another brilliant idea of applying what I learned from my statistics class.

Lemme call this the Cast Intimacy Probability.

Cast Intimacy Probability computes for the all the possible pairings in a sitcom, movie or any casting. HINT: You can also apply this to your barkada. Haha.

If you want to compute for the possible gay pairings, use this equation:

CIPgay = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

To compute for the possible straight pairings, use this equation:

CIPstraight = x(n-x)


n = is the total number of cast members

x = is the total number of male (or female) cast members

So I guess this is the part wherein I have to give you some examples right?

So let us put into consideration the main cast of HSM. Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman.

Male = 3

Female = 3

CIP(gay) = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

= 6(6-1)/2 + 3(3-6)

= 6 possible gay combinations. This means that you can make zac-lucas, zac-corbin, lucas-corbin, Vanessa-ashley, Vanessa-monique and Ashley-monique. Gross.

CIP(straight) = x(n-x)

= 3(6-3)

= 9 possible straight combinations. Which I’m not going to enumerate as I know you can already imagine it.

Try it with Grey’s Anatomy, LOST or Prison Break. It’s one hella fun doing Math!

Standard Date Age

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

OMG! I just had the brightest idea -- evar! While I was uber not so ginaganahan pa mag work, kanina, I make isip of who should I date. I mean there are a lot of choices sa ngayon. Kaya I started to Google dating tips. Then I came across this website that advises their readers that the older the person gets the wider the age range of his/her prospective date would be.

For example, an 18 year would date someone who has an age difference of +2 / -2 years and a guy on his 40's would probably date someone from age 30-50. So the bottom line is the older you are, the wider your selection gets.

If you are one of my friends who have my number, then prolly have your number too and I've sent you already the formula on how to compute your Standard Date Age.

Ohhhh K. So what is this Standard Date Age?

Good question! It is the floor value of your prospective partner's age. It is mainly used by individuals who believe that AGE DOES MATTER and those who wouldn't want to be called a creep for dating a highschool kid.

Hehe. I just made that up. But it sounds cool.

OK ok. so here's the formula:

Standard Date Age = (YourAge / 2) + 7

Example: Joey is a 24 year old call-center agent eyeing an 18 year old Sophomore from CEU-Makati. Let us compute for his SDA.

SDA = (24/2) + 7
= (12) + 7
= 19

Hehe. OK so I did it STEP BY STEP so that you wouldn't get lost IF ever. hehe.

Conclusion: Oh no! Joey mah man! Sowee! I think you should move-on and focus more with the ladies from your work and not those whom you've met at Friendster. Gosh, that was ALMOST! Just 1 yr! tsk tsk tsk.

How bout yah readers? What is your SDA?

Dharma + Rob

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Dharma is the name of my new girlfriend. I love her. I love her so much. She's so sexy and beautiful.

She makes me wanna vomit little heart candies.

I love you Dharma.


Sunday, September 2, 2007

Last Friday we had a fire drill; all the employees are required to participate. So the alarm rang and we didn’t panicked… we so didn’t panicked that it took us a minute more to leave our works behind and went down the fire exit.

At the parking area, we, the employees “organized” our selves. They should’ve put a fake fire, black billowing smoke and some “casualties,” you know just to add to the mood. But there was neither fire nor a smoke. Just a ring and a mega phone. LOL. A mega phone?!

Minutes later, I was the one on fire! LOL. Gawd. Naglabasan ang mga eye-candy sa building. LOL. I didn’t know na marami palang “pwede” at “ulam-material” sa building namin (Dis I just said that?! You bet I did! :D)

Haha. Iba’t ibang klase sila. May singkit, may mahaba buhok, may maigsi, may maputi, may tan. Napakanta nalang ako ng “Ring the alarm” ni Beyonce. Shet sana fire drill uli! HAHA

Haaay… this post is soo wrong. LOL.