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Cast Intimacy Probability

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Have you seen High School Musical 2? Yesh? Noh?

Well, you know wut, its fine. I was just gonna say that I was browsing Bboy’s archive and saw his post ‘bout Zac and Fox Ryder being look alike.

Fox Ryder/Brent Corrigan is an underage gay porn star (now at his legal age) who stared at a Cobra productions video.

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE DHUT!

This leads me to yet another brilliant idea of applying what I learned from my statistics class.

Lemme call this the Cast Intimacy Probability.

Cast Intimacy Probability computes for the all the possible pairings in a sitcom, movie or any casting. HINT: You can also apply this to your barkada. Haha.

If you want to compute for the possible gay pairings, use this equation:

CIPgay = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

To compute for the possible straight pairings, use this equation:

CIPstraight = x(n-x)

Where:

n = is the total number of cast members

x = is the total number of male (or female) cast members

So I guess this is the part wherein I have to give you some examples right?

So let us put into consideration the main cast of HSM. Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman.

Male = 3

Female = 3

CIP(gay) = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

= 6(6-1)/2 + 3(3-6)

= 6 possible gay combinations. This means that you can make zac-lucas, zac-corbin, lucas-corbin, Vanessa-ashley, Vanessa-monique and Ashley-monique. Gross.

CIP(straight) = x(n-x)

= 3(6-3)

= 9 possible straight combinations. Which I’m not going to enumerate as I know you can already imagine it.

Try it with Grey’s Anatomy, LOST or Prison Break. It’s one hella fun doing Math!

Nakakatawa si Manong Arthro

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Last night after I got home and ate dinner. Me and my sister was watching John and Shirley, and their guess in last night's is the gramps from the Arthro commercial.

It was so hilarious. He was walking backwards and saying "ang lakas ko!" over and over. haha. and when he sat at the sofa, he did the thing he does at the commercial. He stoked his legs as if it were aching. And I was really laughing hard almost crying hahaha. and my mom went out to check why I was whooping with so much noise. It was really funny.

Ahhh. The good 'ol philippine tv. Without the bullshits and uber baduy stuff...