Awwooooooo! Bluetooth dongle ako!

OK, this is starting to frustrate me. I lost my fucking Bluetooth dongle and now I can’t upload pics from last Saturday night! Huhu. I tried to install my Nokia PC Suite but it’s not effing Vista compatible, I don’t want to download a new PC suite coz I’m still hoping that one day my Bluetooth dongle would show up, sitting there on top my table (even though I’ve checked that place like 10 times) waiting for its master to insert its male metallic end to its female counterpart. (What the hell was that?!)

So I was checking my post exactly 1 year ago and I was so laughing hard coz it’s hellafa corny! It also makes me sad coz it kinda reminds me of how much readers I’ve lost, comparing the volume of comments I receive from my Rob & the Blogosphere blog (formerly known as Walk Away, Baliktaran and gazzilions of other more) and my Doubting Thomas blog.

Btw, I was talking about these posts:

October 28, 2006 post: Si Angel Locsin at ang Multong Bakla

October 31, 2006 post: Sukatin Mo Akoh

And yey! Sa November 26, 2007 ako ay 2 year na sa Blog*spot! Which also makes me a 3 year blogger (My first blog was at Xanga – oh my Xanga days)

Anyways… Happy Halloween to all! Sana walang magpakita sakin na multo – pero sana yung Bluetooth dongle ko magpakita na! Hehe.

Rob and Doubting Thomas @ 7-11

Last year, natunghayan natin ang isa pang Rob. Ngayon makikilala natin si Doubting Thomas at ang isa pang bagong character!!!

Sa labas ng 7-11 Chino Roces branch...

Doubting Thomas: Hey guys! What is up?

Rob: Nothing much. Kapagod ang work. Well actually ang byahe ang mas nakakapagod compared sa work.

Doubting Thomas: Ah talaga? Dun ka parin ba nag wowork?

Rob: Oo. Diba dapat alam mo dahil ikaw at ako ay iisa lamang?

Doubting Thomas: Wala na ba akong karapatang magtanong?

Rob: ...

Doubting Thomas: Kamusta na si Rob?

Rob: ...

Doubting Thomas: Hindi ikaw! Itong Rob na to tinutukoy ko.

Rob: Wala akong balita eh, kasi lumalabas lang yan kapag kelangan ko ng matinding motivation pep talk.

Doubting Thomas: ah ok...

Rob: ...

Doubting Thomas: Pucha ang tagal mag reply ni Zigger.

Rob: ...

Doubting Thomas: Bakit ba ang tahimik mo?

Rob: May iniisip ako.

Doubting Thomas: Pwedeng mag share!

Rob: Haaay. Iniisip ko kasi kung yung mga taong mahal ko ay nagsinungaling na sakin...

Doubting Thomas: Any person in particular? Sabihin mo na, tayong dalawa lang naman eh.

Rob: Hindi, basta mga “taong mahal ko” in general.

Doubting Thomas: Hmmm... Bakit ikaw ba, have you ever lied to any of them?

Rob: Well, hindi naman ganung katinding mga lies. Mga small lies lang, like when I say I'm OK even if I'm not.

Doubting Thomas: Sige go on...

Rob: Although kahit na mga ganung lies lang yon, still those are lies, pero sinabi ko lang naman yun, para hindi masira ang mood nya. Nag dridrive kaya ako nun, tapos dang traffic pa. Mahirap mag-away sa gitna ng traffic kaya. Ngayon, feeling ko nag backfire na. Kung dati palang sinabi ko na, na hindi ako OK, edi sana hindi na lumala ang sitwasyon. Kaya napaisip tuloy ako, kung may taong nagkamali rin kaya tapos nag lie sya sakin tapos lumala yung problema.

Doubting Thomas: Pare, got to go na, nag text na si Zigger.

Rob: Tangina naman kung kelan ginaganahan na ko mag open-up!!!

Peeping Tom: Gagu talaga yun.

Rob: Ay nanjan ka pala...

Just So You Know

I'll just fix myself, then I'll fix our friendship.

Related Reads:
Just so you know ver. 1.o
Tangina Pare
The Art of Letting Go

Too Phat!

I’ve been on a dark chocolate ritual since last week. And it's cutting my budget for some other things like – basta yun na yun. Dark chocolates cost like 50 pesos for the Hershey’s ones and I am sure the Belgians are like 100 pesos or above for like a bite size.

Chocolates are my comfort food, next is Champorado and lasty, 7-11’s pandesal combo with Dutchmill yogurt drink! Yummy! Hehe.

But the sad thing is I don’t get fat or meaty (LOL – the term!) even with the amount of calories, fats, carbo, oil, cholesterol, dirt, grease (hehe kidding on the last parts) I eat. I want to enroll myself to a gym but I don’t have time (and a gym buddy). I am desperate!

Conclusion: Eating dark chocolates can make you desperate!

3 Talong este 3 Tanong

Hindi ka ba naiinis minsan kapag yung isang bagay ay planadong planado mo na, yet hindi mo magawa?

Hindi ka ba nasosora minsan kapag ang mga kayang-kaya mo gawin ay hindi mo mapag planuhan?

At nababanas ka ba sa katotohanan na ang dami mo nang blog draft pero hindi mo mapublish dahil sa simpleng dahilan na hindi pwede?

Anyways…

Natanong ko lang naman. Hehe.

Cast Intimacy Probability

Have you seen High School Musical 2? Yesh? Noh?

Well, you know wut, its fine. I was just gonna say that I was browsing Bboy’s archive and saw his post ‘bout Zac and Fox Ryder being look alike.

Fox Ryder/Brent Corrigan is an underage gay porn star (now at his legal age) who stared at a Cobra productions video.

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE DHUT!

This leads me to yet another brilliant idea of applying what I learned from my statistics class.

Lemme call this the Cast Intimacy Probability.

Cast Intimacy Probability computes for the all the possible pairings in a sitcom, movie or any casting. HINT: You can also apply this to your barkada. Haha.

If you want to compute for the possible gay pairings, use this equation:

CIP_gay = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

To compute for the possible straight pairings, use this equation:

CIP_straight = x(n-x)

Where:

n = is the total number of cast members

x = is the total number of male (or female) cast members

So I guess this is the part wherein I have to give you some examples right?

So let us put into consideration the main cast of HSM. Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman.

Male = 3

Female = 3

CIP(gay) = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

= 6(6-1)/2 + 3(3-6)

= 6 possible gay combinations. This means that you can make zac-lucas, zac-corbin, lucas-corbin, Vanessa-ashley, Vanessa-monique and Ashley-monique. Gross.

CIP(straight) = x(n-x)

= 3(6-3)

= 9 possible straight combinations. Which I’m not going to enumerate as I know you can already imagine it.

Try it with Grey’s Anatomy, LOST or Prison Break. It’s one hella fun doing Math!

Standard Date Age

OMG! I just had the brightest idea -- evar! While I was uber not so ginaganahan pa mag work, kanina, I make isip of who should I date. I mean there are a lot of choices sa ngayon. Kaya I started to Google dating tips. Then I came across this website that advises their readers that the older the person gets the wider the age range of his/her prospective date would be.

For example, an 18 year would date someone who has an age difference of +2 / -2 years and a guy on his 40's would probably date someone from age 30-50. So the bottom line is the older you are, the wider your selection gets.

If you are one of my friends who have my number, then prolly have your number too and I've sent you already the formula on how to compute your Standard Date Age.

Ohhhh K. So what is this Standard Date Age?

Good question! It is the floor value of your prospective partner's age. It is mainly used by individuals who believe that AGE DOES MATTER and those who wouldn't want to be called a creep for dating a highschool kid.

Hehe. I just made that up. But it sounds cool.

OK ok. so here's the formula:

Standard Date Age = (YourAge / 2) + 7

Example: Joey is a 24 year old call-center agent eyeing an 18 year old Sophomore from CEU-Makati. Let us compute for his SDA.

SDA = (24/2) + 7
= (12) + 7
= 19

Hehe. OK so I did it STEP BY STEP so that you wouldn't get lost IF ever. hehe.

Conclusion: Oh no! Joey mah man! Sowee! I think you should move-on and focus more with the ladies from your work and not those whom you've met at Friendster. Gosh, that was ALMOST! Just 1 yr! tsk tsk tsk.

How bout yah readers? What is your SDA?