Cast Intimacy Probability

Have you seen High School Musical 2? Yesh? Noh?

Well, you know wut, its fine. I was just gonna say that I was browsing Bboy’s archive and saw his post ‘bout Zac and Fox Ryder being look alike.

Fox Ryder/Brent Corrigan is an underage gay porn star (now at his legal age) who stared at a Cobra productions video.

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE DHUT!

This leads me to yet another brilliant idea of applying what I learned from my statistics class.

Lemme call this the Cast Intimacy Probability.

Cast Intimacy Probability computes for the all the possible pairings in a sitcom, movie or any casting. HINT: You can also apply this to your barkada. Haha.

If you want to compute for the possible gay pairings, use this equation:

CIP_gay = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

To compute for the possible straight pairings, use this equation:

CIP_straight = x(n-x)

Where:

n = is the total number of cast members

x = is the total number of male (or female) cast members

So I guess this is the part wherein I have to give you some examples right?

So let us put into consideration the main cast of HSM. Zac Efron, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu and Monique Coleman.

Male = 3

Female = 3

CIP(gay) = n(n-1)/2 + x(x-n)

= 6(6-1)/2 + 3(3-6)

= 6 possible gay combinations. This means that you can make zac-lucas, zac-corbin, lucas-corbin, Vanessa-ashley, Vanessa-monique and Ashley-monique. Gross.

CIP(straight) = x(n-x)

= 3(6-3)

= 9 possible straight combinations. Which I’m not going to enumerate as I know you can already imagine it.

Try it with Grey’s Anatomy, LOST or Prison Break. It’s one hella fun doing Math!