Standard Date Age

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

OMG! I just had the brightest idea -- evar! While I was uber not so ginaganahan pa mag work, kanina, I make isip of who should I date. I mean there are a lot of choices sa ngayon. Kaya I started to Google dating tips. Then I came across this website that advises their readers that the older the person gets the wider the age range of his/her prospective date would be.

For example, an 18 year would date someone who has an age difference of +2 / -2 years and a guy on his 40's would probably date someone from age 30-50. So the bottom line is the older you are, the wider your selection gets.

If you are one of my friends who have my number, then prolly have your number too and I've sent you already the formula on how to compute your Standard Date Age.

Ohhhh K. So what is this Standard Date Age?

Good question! It is the floor value of your prospective partner's age. It is mainly used by individuals who believe that AGE DOES MATTER and those who wouldn't want to be called a creep for dating a highschool kid.

Hehe. I just made that up. But it sounds cool.

OK ok. so here's the formula:

Standard Date Age = (YourAge / 2) + 7

Example: Joey is a 24 year old call-center agent eyeing an 18 year old Sophomore from CEU-Makati. Let us compute for his SDA.

SDA = (24/2) + 7
= (12) + 7
= 19

Hehe. OK so I did it STEP BY STEP so that you wouldn't get lost IF ever. hehe.

Conclusion: Oh no! Joey mah man! Sowee! I think you should move-on and focus more with the ladies from your work and not those whom you've met at Friendster. Gosh, that was ALMOST! Just 1 yr! tsk tsk tsk.

How bout yah readers? What is your SDA?

23 comments:

Malditang Lokaret said...

bat ganun i should date someone younger? rawr! e bat ganun boyfie ko oldie?? ahmmm..

Doubting Thomas said...

oo.. bing, mimimum age lang naman yun eh. yung max age depende sa date/bf mo. pero kung masyado kang bata para sa kanya, it means na indi nya nasunod yung SDA nya.

Mike said...

so mine turns out to be 16.5.. reminds me of pedophilia. tsaka, hahanapin ko ba dapat yung exact 16.5 ang age? di ba pwedeng 16.5.001 or 16.49.73? :)

i prefer someone a year younger than me. or a few months older.

Doubting Thomas said...

mike. well mathematically, 16.49.73 is still below your SDA, but that is in theory. If you put this on practice you should at least get a girl that would be 17.5 years old within your dating period given that when she turns 17.5, you're still your age.

16.5.001 is accepted. hehehe

daniel-Jr said...

wow naman yan. haha. I prefer yung younger than me hehe., or pede na rin 2 yrs older. : )

daniel-Jr said...

waah! 17 yung akin! ang bata nun! hehehe

Doubting Thomas said...

yeah we guys always like the younger girls.

we like it fresh kasi. hehe

Doubting Thomas said...

daniel, as long you meet your SDA, you shouldn't let your conscience bother you. hahaha.

sherma said...

e paano naman yung sa akin, I'm a girl and my SDA is... hmmm... wait... (mahina sa math, eh... hahaha!) 16.5! =)

Doubting Thomas said...

then you can't date boys that are below 16 years and 6 months old.

Doubting Thomas said...

it doesn't necessarily mean that you can date someone who is older than you though. They still have to satisfy their own SDA.

Talamasca said...

Conclusion: Self-indulgent bullshit! WTF HAHAHAHA! :-D

ikay the dancer said...

hahaha.. i date older guys.. totoo ba un rob? mas gusto niyo yung bata dahil fresh?? haha!! eh.. maybe for us girls, mas gusto naman ung mas matanda.. iba na din kasi ung may experience at stable. lol. the noble-gas-type.. u know. haha LOL.

Doubting Thomas said...

ikay, malamang nga siguro ganun talaga ang hanap ng mga girls, ung older kasi parang nasa genetics nyo na yung maghanap ng protection. lalo na kapag nasa teens ka palang or early adulthood.

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about dun sa minessage ko sa friendster, haaay... we are so in the same boat. tama ano ba ang closure kung wala naman nabuksan talaga??? haaay i just did this a night ago. and i felt so stupid.

in fact i think that is he most stupid thing i ever did.

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nasa huli ang pagsisisi, mas maganda na yung i-try mo, at least magsisi ka man... magsisisi ka dahil may ginawa ka.. at hindi dahil wala kang ginawa.

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wow blog entry na tong reply ko sayo. sobrang naka relate kasi ako. sagwan lang tayo ng sagwan hanggan sa makaalis sa rough waters na itey!

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emo nanaman ako.

kingdaddyrich said...

date? ano ba un? gastos lang yun eh...

sex na agad... ;)

dorkzter said...

mine's 16. sheesh hehehe. is this fo real?

Doubting Thomas said...

daddy, good idea! nyahaha

dorkz, yyyuup! :D

the philosphical bastard said...

somebody get the nobel prize nominations board in here! i'm nominating someone in mathematics!

Doubting Thomas said...

phiba, hehehe no need. your comments are rewarding enough.

hehe drama.

Virginia said...

aba, dating tips... eh sino bang date mo?

Doubting Thomas said...

virg, wag mo akong ibuko... wala talaga akong ka date. :P

irish said...

nitxt mu yan skin ah hehehehe

Doubting Thomas said...

irish, uu nga. hehe.