Doookoootiiin moh

Dear Magnanakaw ng Cellphone,

Una sa lahat, Putangina mo hayup ka! Naway nasa mabuti kang kalagayan. Ingatan mo ang cellphone ko na dinukot mo sakin habang siksikan tayo sa bus na byaheng LRT-Baclaran. Naway maibenta mo yan sa malaking halaga, upang maipambili mo ng kabaong mo.

Hanga ako sa istayl ng pandurukot nyo ng tropa mo. Kunwari na ou-out-of-balance ka pa para lalo kang dumikit sa akin. Madulas ang iyong mga kamay, at iyon ay aking hinahangaan. Nagawa mong madukot ang cellphone ko sa masikip kong bulsa ng hindi ko nararamdaman at walang nakakakita.

Sayang naman at bumaba ka agad sa may Washington street, pwede mo rin sana madukot ang pitaka ko na nakalagay sa likod na bulsa ng pantalon. Pero nakuntento ka agad at ang iyong ka-tropa.

Tang ina mo, kapag nagkita tayong muli, lahat ng depektibong battery ng Nokia ay ipapalulon ko sayo at saka ko papasabugin.

Ingat ka lagi.


Best regards,
Thomas

Metrostar Ferry at ang Kalye sa Dagat

I was so excited when I heard the news that Metrostar Ferry Inc, will be operating again. This means that the 1.5 – 2 hours travel time that the Cavitenos endure everyday will be cut to 30 mins. But my excitement suddenly went away when the reporter revealed that it would cost a commuter between 60 pesos to 75 pesos depending on whether you are a student/senior citizen or an adult.

Maybe I’ll try Metrostar on a weekend. I don’t know why I would want to try it on a weekend, so don’t ask.

Another soon-to-be addition with the Government’s efforts in easing the EDSA-like-traffic at Bacoor is the on-going construction of the project I love to call “Kalye sa Dagat.” This road would connect Coastal road and Covelandia (just a few hundred meters past Island Cove) via [insert name of the sea here – sorry I totally forgot eh] and is expected to greatly reduce the massive volume of cars and buses at Aguinaldo Highway.

I’m just wondering, would there be another toll gate at “Kalye sa Dagat?” If yes, then there would be 2 toll gates – one here and the other one at Coastal road.

Fantastic! Cavitenos are in an effing lose-lose (hehehe I hate the sound) situation here.

Haaaay. Teleportation anyone?

Weepee! Baha!

Haha! No! I still hate floods. I'm just in a mood of celebrating because our boss let us leave early for work. Kaya masaya.

Sana naman hindi maulan sa Sunday. May importante kasi akong lakad.

Speaking of lakad, DFA is now issuing machine readable passports. La lang nabanggit ko lang, mag-aaply din kasi ako. Yeah.